Monday, May 16, 2016

An Open Letter to the Jerk Who Abandoned this Dog

When Cocoa was dropped off at the pound, she was left with a note. Her owner claimed to be abandoning her companion of 12 years simply because they were moving to a pet-free environment.

It turns out, the owner was abandoning their family member... because she was sick.

Hello. You don’t know me, and for your sake, you’d best hope and pray that you never have the misfortune to meet me.

How do I know your name? Because the people at animal control gave me Cocoa’s intake sheet. You know, the one you filled out. The one that said Cocoa was 12 years old and you’d had her all those years. The one that said you were moving to a pet-free apartment and couldn’t take your faithful companion of 12 years. You know, the one that you said was a “sweet old girl- a wonderful companion.†The one that said you had limited funds.

Here’s the thing, Jean. Oh, I didn’t ask if I could call you Jean but I’m going to. Or I could call you a number of other names, none of which you’d like very much. When I saw Cocoa’s picture on the animal control website, when I saw that grey muzzle and read the description stating that her people of 12 years, her family, had surrendered her to the pound, it broke my heart.

Jean, I once had a dog that was so ornery she got in trouble for biting a kid on the butt because he’d been tugging her ears. When the city quarantined my dog for 48 hours, I was fully prepared to leave my home, leave school, leave everything in the dead of night, everything except my dog. I was going to Thelma and Louise our asses right out of town. I wasn’t playing. Because that’s how I roll. No dog left behind, Jean.

So when I saw that picture of Cocoa, I just couldn’t understand why someone would dump a family member. And my empathy for that dog consumed me, until I made yet another rash decision and I rushed to the pound to adopt her.

Act in haste, repent in leisure. That’s my motto, Jean.

When I got Cocoa I had pink eye and a sinus infection. I was so sick but I went and got her anyway, because I was worried that dog was terrified and was going to be euthanized, alone and scared, looking everywhere for her people. I couldn’t stand the thought of it, and she wasn’t even my dog.

It took me two days of antibiotics before I finally realized why she might have been dumped at the pound. Something tells me Cocoa didn’t become highly incontinent over the course of the week between you dumping her at the pound and me bringing her home.

It took us a few weeks, Jean, but we finally got the right dosage of meds to keep the incontinence mostly in check. I was happy, Cocoa was happy, and the house was clean again.

But that didn’t last long, Jean. Just a few weeks after I got her, she came down with acute pancreatitis. That meant she needed antibiotics and special food, food that cost me $2.25 per can, and she could easily eat two cans in a day. But that wasn’t even the worst part of that office visit, Jean. You probably know what I’m going to say next, right? About the tumors?

They couldn’t be sure whether the tumors were causing the pancreatitis, so we decided the “wait and see†plan was the best course of action.

And I became more and more convinced that you had abandoned your family member because you knew she was sick. You knew she had cancer, and you couldn’t afford to treat her or to help her. What upset me so much, Jean, is that you couldn’t be bothered to drive the extra 20 minutes to take her to the Humane Society, a no-kill shelter. Or to even take her to your own vet and have her humanely euthanized with you there to comfort her.

So every few weeks I had to go buy expensive food for Cocoa, the family member you dumped at the pound. The dog that you abandoned. And every few weeks I would buy her “old lady pee pills.†I found that XL toddler pull-ups worked the best, once I cut a hole in the back for her tail. And we waited.

In the meantime, Cocoa went to the mountains. She fell over the side of a small mountain, she saw deer. She had so much fun. She would get frisky and try to play with my other dogs right after they ate. It happened every night. She was so cute. My boys loved her and accepted her, like they accept every sad story that comes home with me. They would even let her have the hammock bed every night if she wanted it. On Sunday mornings I would sometimes let all the dogs come climb into bed with me for a while. Cocoa really liked those mornings, Jean. She liked to be included. Sometimes I’d have all three dogs and two cats up there. She loved it.

But all the while, those tumors were still there. And surgery wasn’t an option.

This week Cocoa’s belly started swelling. I kept waiting for it to subside but it didn’t, Jean.

Yesterday we went in for x-rays and found that the masses were too big, her belly too full of fluid to even see her organs. We could try diuretics to remove the fluid, but that was just a Bandaid. This wasn’t going away. And I didn’t want Cocoa’s last days to be filled with consternation over having accidents in the house again. You see, that’s the difference between us, Jean. I worried about how Cocoa felt. I could look in her eyes and see the stress when she had accidents.

So we didn’t do the meds. I brought her home and figured I’d give her a few last good weeks. I would spoil her and make her feel like the Grand Dame she was.

But it didn’t turn out that way, Jean. Turns out today was Cocoa’s last day.

Here’s the thing, though. Instead of dying on a cold floor in a cold building with people who may or may not give a damn how her end happened, she died in my arms. I held your dog’s head in my arms and I whispered in her ear while she slipped away. I told her what a pretty girl she was. I told her how much I loved her as I stroked that spot just above her eye.

I made sure she knew she was loved. I made sure that my face was the last face she saw, that my voice was the last voice she heard.

You might wonder why I’m telling you all this, Jean. You might wonder if I just wanted you to know that Cocoa was ok.

I’d like to disabuse you of that notion. I’m writing this letter to let you know just what a piece of s*** I think you are. If you ever do read this letter, know that I, along with my many animal-loving friends all over this world, think you are the lowest of the low. You don’t take a 12-year-old dog, a “sweet old girl- a wonderful companionâ€, and dump her at a high-kill shelter. You didn’t even give her a good chance.

She got lucky the day that I saw her picture because let me tell you, Jean, my animals want for nothing. And to all the people reading this who “knew†Cocoa Loco, all of her friends around the world, here’s where the story ends.

This cruelty towards a companion of 12 years, a dear friend and family member, sickens us. Please hit SHARE below to make sure Jean sees this post.

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Sunday, May 15, 2016

Roseanne Barr wishes cancer on Chick-fil-A customers; Updated

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/228091155173224449

All class.

(Hat tip: @tebuckey.)

Update:

Also classy? Roseanne believes parents who feed their kids food from Chick-fil-A are child abusers.

@firepup40 your ADHD obese child needs help!

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

Giving ur kds Cancer from processed fast food is child abuse

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

Update: Barr has posted an apology for her cancer comments, saying that while no one deserves cancer, they’re sure to get it from eating processed foods — such as those poisoned chicken anuses served by the Nazis at Shit-fil-A. Stay with us for a few tweets as the apology evolves, though.

christian liars: i never wished cancer on you at all-jesus will punish u 4 ur deceit-I said processed foods cause cancer- #chickfilA

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

even though most MM followers r illiterate-let me try again-what I said was: If U eat poison chicken anuses, u increase ur chances of cancer

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

@TheRealRoseanne Too late everyone has seen the screencap and they know you are lying.

— mary mack (@lifepeeps) July 25, 2012

@TheRealRoseanne That's not what you said. Now you're just lying to cover for your hate.

— nstehle (@nstehle) July 25, 2012

For the help of her illiterate followers, Barr drops the references to “Christian liars” and “tortured chickens 4Christ” which seem to have distracted them from her message of healthy dietary choices.

Retreading my tweet I realize that I used the wrong word-I shouldn't have used the word deserves

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

I shouldn't have used the word deserves in my tweet and I apologize

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

What I meant was not that ppl deserve cancer -at all. I meant to warn ppl not 2 eat processed food

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

No one deserves cancer at all! I'm not that type of person who blames victims.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

I should have been more careful in choice of words.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 25, 2012

Related: Roseanne Barr invites Chick-fil-A to sample her thighs

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/25/roseanne-barr-wishes-cancer-on-chick-fil-a-customers/

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Saturday, May 14, 2016

Kevin Pollak really, really loves his new Tesla electric car

http://twitter.com/#!/kevinpollak/status/301119347848515584

Tesla Motors co-founder Elon Musk could use some cheering up tonight, after New York Times reporter John Broder published a lengthy travelogue suggesting the company’s Model S sedan lost its charge in cold weather and left him stranded by the roadside. While Musk and the Times hash things out, actor and comic Kevin Pollak has nothing but good things to say about his purchase. People really, really love this car.

@kevinpollakNope. You’re normal.

— Ray Young (@mostlydogs) February 12, 2013

@kevinpollak Be careful about that love thing when it’s plugged in!

— Mark Simmons (@MarkRiter) February 12, 2013

@kevinpollak Awesome!I’m jealous!

— Stephen B (@sbraswe1) February 12, 2013

@kevinpollak @elonmusk @teslamotors No that’s the recommended times for new owners…..

— Big Dave Little (@bigdavelittle) February 12, 2013

@kevinpollak ~ Glad you made love to the car and not the charger! You need no counseling, sounds like a natural response to a cool car!

— Steph Carmody (@CarmoSteph) February 12, 2013

It’s a cool car, but is it still cool when it gets cold?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/11/kevin-pollak-really-really-loves-his-new-tesla-electric-car/

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Friday, May 13, 2016

40% of Muslims in Denmark ‘want Quran-based laws’

Bernie Sanders, call your office. Not all is right in socialist Denmark:

An earlier poll found that Denmark’s Muslims are more devout than they were 10 years ago, with a stunning 77.2% saying“that the Qurans instructions should be followed completely.

This jump in pro-Sharia love among Denmark’s immigrants was unexpected, of course:

Jens Peter Frlund Thomsen, a social studies professor at the University of Aarhus who specializes in the relationship between Danes and immigrants, said it is surprising that so many Danish Muslims think that their holy book should be part of the national legal system.

All this is so odd. Does the Quran mention free college? Free health care? Free paid-leave for new mothers? Free daycare? Why would Danes who are getting so much free stuff want to change that?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/10/20/40-of-muslims-in-sanders-socialist-utopia-of-denmark-want-quran-based-laws/

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Sunday, May 8, 2016

Salon: Ben Carson is a ‘black face GOP political minstrel’

We think what you really learned from your walk is that nobody read your piece when it was published Friday, but we digress.

As the fight for the White House takes shape, we’re learning more and more about what’s acceptable this time around and what’s not. As Twitchy reported, the Democrats don’t mind a harmlessbirther joke as long as it’s aimed at a Republican presidential candidate. Mediaite’s Tommy Christopher explained in detail that the word “coon” isn’tracist at all, with the obvious exception that“ its still racist when white people say it.”

Even more food for thought from Christopher: it’s the whites who thought Prof. Anthea Butler calling Ben Carson “coon of the year” was racist who are the real racists.

If that last bit makes no sense to you, you won’t have much more luck reading Salon’s piece onButler’s not-racist slight of Carson.

Writer Chauncey DeVega’s thesis isn’t exactly new: as a black man with conservative values and beliefs, Ben Carson isn’t “authentically” black. That gives DeVega the chance to use the term“black face,” which is super-edgy and certain to attracta clickor two.

Words have meaning, history, and context. Coon is a racial slur which can trace its origins back to chattel slavery, and that rose to prominence with the 19th- and early 20th-century American blackface minstrel show.

Ben Carson and his black conservative brothers and sisters may not be putting burnt cork or shoe polish on their faces. But, they are doing much of the same type of regressive and reactionary political work.

Weright-wing sewer dwellers havelearned so much. So to make surewe’re not just racists supporting a racist, we should shun Carson and vote for ?

(Hat tip: asiangop)

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/10/12/salons-chauncey-devega-sick-man-ben-carson-is-a-black-face-gop-political-minstrel/

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Friday, May 6, 2016

18 Strange And True Facts About Pregnancy That Will Totally Weird You Out.

As any mom can tell you, the miracle of birth isn't an easy journey. Morning sickness and labor pains aside, there's a lot going on to bring those little lives to the world... And some of it is down right disturbing.

For nine months (or longer!) women basically become superheroes for what they endure. Sure, it's worth it when you see those adorable healthy faces staring back at you for the first time. But that doesn't make any of these things less bizarre.

1.) Three times as many women, about 1 in 3, will give birth through Cesarian than was reported 10 years ago.

2.) In the second half of pregnancy, your baby will urinate about a liter per day. And then they drink it.

3.) Over the course of the pregnancy, the uterus stretches from the size of a peach to roughly the size of a medium watermelon. That's about 500 times its normal size.

4.) When nearing the end of pregnancy, a woman's placenta produces more estrogen in one day than a non-pregnant woman will produce in three years.

5.) Extra fluid and water retention can cause pregnant women's feet to grow up to one full shoe size.

6.) It is totally possible to be pregnant for an entire year. The longest pregnancy on record was reportedly 375 days long.

7.) Chances of a multiple birth increase with tall or overweight mothers.

8.) Pregnant women really do experience a heightened sense of smell, which is basically the body's way of steering them away from food that would be bad for the baby.

9.) It's common for women to experience change in skin tone during pregnancy. It happens about 90% of the time.

10.) The baby's fingerprints are formed within the first three months of pregnancy.

11.) Newborns are getting heavier and heavier. Recently, a woman gave birth to an infant weighing 15 lbs and 7 oz.

12.) Blood flow increases during pregnancy, so occasional nosebleeds and bloody gums are common.

13.) Studies have shown that babies can taste what the mother is eating. Strong flavors like garlic are especially able to pass through the amniotic fluid.

14.) Over the past two decades, more baby boys were born in America than girls. However, women still outnumber men in population.

15.) The only scientifically proven method for inducing labor is nipple stimulation, known as "the comfort technique."

16.) The old wives' tale that pregnant women with heartburn are more likely to birth babies with full heads of hair? Totally true.

17.) Babies cry in the womb. Not because they're upset, more as practice for their big day.

18.) Pregnant women and new mothers can lactate at the sound of a baby crying, even if it's not their baby.

(via We Got Kidz.)

All that, and then you have to change their diapers for years without a thank you. I think I need to give my mom a hug.

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Thursday, May 5, 2016

20 Recipes That Will Make You Never Want To Skip Brunch Again.

Brunch is so much more than just an excuse to drink before noon on weekends: it's also an excuse to eat amazing breakfast hybrid meals that don't quite fit in with the 8:00am crowd.

Whether you prefer savory or sweet, there's something for everyone. And these are definitely the best recipes we've seen so far. Take a look before planning your midday meal this weekend!

(via Imgur.) 

Aaaand now I'm hungry. Time to go to the grocery store so I can make pretty much all of this.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/brunch-time/

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